I originally wrote this week.
-30 seconds: *looks at phone* Ah, I'm gonna have to start jogging soon. Can I do this? I dunno if I can do this. I have to do this.
o minute: Welp, here goes.
1 minute: Ahh, this is tough. Maybe I should have waited till later, but the weather is a little cooler now so this really this is best.
3 minutes: Good will towards all men. Heart wide open.
6 minutes: I can do this.
8 minutes: I guess it's almost time to turn around. The way back is always harder, plus the sun will be in my eyes. My breathing rhythm is off.
9 minutes: Is it time yet?
10 minutes: Homeward bound. I dunno if I can do this. I'm not looking at my clock anymore because all I have to do is run till the time runs down.
x minutes: Yeah, the way back is definitely harder.
x+1 minutes: More than the breathing it's the pain in my shoulders and arms.
(various pain-related thoughts)
1 minute left warning: Great, okay, Tough it out.
20 minutes: Did it! Omigod my ovaries are trying to claw out of my body. My uterus is trying to eject. Ow, ow, ow, ow.
2 minutes into cool down: I hope my heart realizes the pain I go through to ensure it stays healthy. Will this even work? If I die of heart disease I will be so upset. There has to be some better way to exercise.
3 minutes in cool down: GOD IT HURTS.
End of cool down: Huh, so it only took the five minutes to feel better.